I have been intending to do a dramatic restructuring of all of my current campaigns since the dawn of this new year. Swayed by the allure of for-profit gaming models--with all their savvy ways of injecting the almighty invisible hand and multi-level marketing back into our shoddily amateur hobby--I am instituting by February 1 the following tiered pay-to-play system for players in my games:
| Member Level || Donation || What You Get |
| Copper || FREE || Nothing, except my scorn...well, that and half your current hit points! |
| Silver || $50 || Re-roll three attributes of your choice—with nine dice! Rename a monster. |
| Electrum || $100 || Two levels in a class of your choice and you get to cheat on all dice in one session—and get away with it! |
| Gold || $500 || Three free random rolls on the Misc magic items chart, gain three levels, and kill an important, setting-pivotal NPC of your choice! |
| Platinum || $1000 || The Hand of Vecna (pick its powers), gain five levels, and receive a free T-shirt bearing the motto “Feminist Chicks Dig Me!” |
Membership payment will be accepted in Paypal, Mastercard, cowrie shells, or human chattel form. The lines are open, act now.